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Manager Accidentally Adds Sexual Picture To Company Email

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If you hate your job and are trying to think of a fun way to quit, here's a surefire way to get yourself fired.

Simply send all your colleagues a picture of some super sexual cookies, with icing on them saying things like “your dick smells weird.”

That ought to do it.

Awkwardly, a guy who did exactly that did it by accident. Oh, and he was also the office manager, trying to entice his staff into taking part in a team-bonding exercise.

The manager, working in an office in NYC, was promoting a Valentine's Day dessert potluck by sending his employees a reminder email ahead of the event.

According to BroBible, he googled “funny valentine's day cookies,” thought the first picture he found was fun and attached it to the email — you know, for office morale and stuff.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't look at the first picture that popped up too closely and it was, of course, this image of some supremely aggressive heart-shaped cookies.

Now, if there's one thing that's going to get your HR department's alarm bells ringing, it's this.

As well as the incredible “your dick smells weird,” other classics include “less talkie, more sucky” and “wrong hole dude.”

This is, of course, hilarious, but not so much in the office where everything's supposed to be profesh.

Inevitably, this led to some blowback for the manager, who received a reply from the company's president and HR, which obviously isn't ideal in this situation.

Now, it's reasonable to assume the guy was told to clear out his desk immediately.

But, thankfully for our hero, his boss realized it was an honest mistake, and despite sexually harassing the entire company (by accident), he's still employed.

It's proof you can tell everyone you work with their dick smells weird and still have a job — I really, really don't advise it, though.

Citations: BroBible