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This Guy's Super Corny Joke Completely Ruined His Chances With A Girl

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Pete may have just lost a girl with his corny joke, but he's gained a friend. This exchange totally caught my interest, and now, I want to get beers with him.

This maverick was minding his own business at 1:58 am when his phone went off.

It was a message from a random girl. It read,

Hey Pete! My friend thought I couldn't find an attractive "Pete" well congratulations you are the chosen Prettiest Pete I Could Find.

What an honor.

Pete thought so, too. He replied,

That's flattering, thanks! What does your friend have against "petes"?

Then, he delivered this absolute zinger:

Oh no, it just came to me... Does she have PETE TSD?
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HAHAHA.

Laugh with me. This is funny. Pete is funny.

He took a screenshot of the Facebook exchange and posted it on Imgur under the username, "ThePrettiestPete," so that all the world could see how completely hilarious he is.

The caption simply reads,

She regrets talking to me.

Pete, me and you. Beers. Man date.

PLEASE.