Girl Finds Ivanka Trump's Earring And Goes On Epic Twitter Mission To Return It
If you were Ivanka Trump, on a scale of one to 10, how much would you really care about losing an earring?
Have an answer yet? If you came up with a number higher than four, I really worry for your sanity. If you think 10 is an understatement, well, you might have something in common with an Ohio college student who goes by Annabelle Marie on Twitter.
See, at some point during the shit show that was the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka Trump, lost one of her long, white earrings.
According to reports, Annabelle Marie found the earring near where Ivanka Trump was sitting, presumably inside Quicken Loans Arena. Instead of, you know, not really caring, Annabelle Marie went on an epic Twitter mission to try to return the earring to Ivanka.
She didn't get a response at first. But hell if Annabelle was going to be deterred. The Ohio college student continued to tweet at anybody who might be able to help her reunite the earring with its owner.
HAS ANYONE SEEN A WOMAN WEARING ONE EARRING, LOOKING EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT?
At long last, Annabelle got the attention of Ivanka Trump, who, in turn, got her earring back: safe and sound.
All's well that ends well, right?
That's about all I have left, folks.