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Hilarious Tweets About Fact Checking Songs That Prove All Music Is A Lie

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Twitter used to be that website people posted on when they were scared of posting too many Facebook statuses. (No one wanted to be that guy.)

But it's evolved into this beautiful, beautiful place where people call other people out on their bullshit in 140 characters or less, and it makes me feel so alive. And for someone who's completely dead inside, that's saying a lot.

Music is no exception to this no bullshit rule. If you say something stupid in a song, Twitter's gonna call you out on it.

And that's exactly what happened when #FactCheckASong started trending.

Through this hero of a hashtag, people were able to call out the plot holes in, like, every song to ever exist, and it really makes you think about the clout of literally every song ever written.

IS ALL MUSIC A LIE? ARE WE ALL LIVING A MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE? DID WE MAKE ALL OF THIS UP?

Hahahaha. Yeah, probably.

Here are some average-day heroes calling out the inaccuracies of just about every song ever written. Hope your favorite song isn't included and therefore ruined for you!!!

Sorry, Patrick Swayze.

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It's just unrealistic to think so.

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OK. Which fact is real here, and which one is the alternative fact?!

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GREAT. NOW "SPACE JAM" IS RUINED.

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Saying anything bad about Beyoncé is against federal law.

That's OK, they shouldn't come here anyway. We're going down fast. SAVE YOURSELVES, JASMINE AND ALADDIN.

Dang it.

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Ah, THERE'S the alternative fact!

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Where is the lie?

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TBT to all the times I was Axe-bombed in middle school. Wait... that didn't happen to you guys? Oh.

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You're gonna need a lot more than a little TLC to recover from that one. (LOL get it??? I'm sorry.)

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Despite popular belief.

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Is Selena Gomez aware of The Weeknd's preexisting health condition?

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And that's just plain rude.

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Y.I.K.E.S.

YEAH!

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I mean, what's the point? Trump's gonna kill us all anyway.

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Hahahahahaha. Fuck.

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