Note to self: Never email someone important while high.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee -- inside joke) thought it was a good idea to get in touch with her teaching assistant shortly after getting her wisdom teeth out.
The 19-year-old, who is studying at University of Nebraska–Lincoln, pounded the hydrocodone to recover. So, asking for an extension on her paper was a stretch.
This was the result:
Here's the whole thing if you're struggling to read:
Fortunately, it turns out big Kev is an absolute boy. He replied with this:
FYI, being awesome runs in the fam -- this is her dad: