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8 People Share Stories About The Time They Got Way Too F*cking High


Hello there, my little Nancy Reagans. Admit it, you've been ~wayyy too high~ before.

Perhaps one particularly disorienting experience convinced you to end your tenure as an RDU (Recreational Drug User -- NOT an employee of the Raleigh-Durham International Airport, unless you happened to be both at any point).

Sometimes, even the best of us fall victim to consuming so much marijuana our world seems like a swirling, sweaty carnival of drama.

In those moments, it's important to look for the silver lining in your personal terror cloud.

Below, read eight people's stories about the time they got too f*cked up after toking up.

When your life turns into a high, low-stakes action movie.


When your glitter nips steal the show.


When everything tastes like Cocoa Puffs.


When you discover you didn't commit manslaughter.

When you survive a Brooklyn blizzard.


When you get your dream job.

When you live your own "Night at the Museum."

When you meet your idols... and they kindly ask you to leave.

Jeez, guys.