Bruh, are you TRYING to break up with your girlfriend?
Because this catastrophic text message is exactly how to push the self-destruct button on your relationship.
It's probably for the best, though -- this guy sounds beyond whiney.
Big man Hunter (of course his name is Hunter) hit meltdown mode and sent a massive rant to his girlfriend -- who's probably now his ex -- when she shipped off to college.
It's quite lengthy, so we've pulled out our favorite lines below.
You know what? These first two quotes are probably understandable if not a bit dramatic:
My biggest fucking mistake was falling in love with you. Can't wait to get my fucking heart broken.
Then he totally loses all grasp on reality.
Eventually ALL hoes get Xposed. I could treat you like a mutherfucking Queen Day N Nite. I really wish you could break your hoe habits. HOPELESS. WHAT DID I FUCKING GET MYSELF INTO. WHY DID YOU EVER HAV TO FUCKING LIKE ME.
And he concludes with this bold statement:
This is going to be the worst fucking thing that's ever happened n my life n there is nothing I can do about it.
Hunter, no. No.