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High School Senior Throws Insane Temper Tantrum When GF Goes Off To College

Per Swantesson/Hunter

Bruh, are you TRYING to break up with your girlfriend?

Because this catastrophic text message is exactly how to push the self-destruct button on your relationship.

It's probably for the best, though -- this guy sounds beyond whiney.

Big man Hunter (of course his name is Hunter) hit meltdown mode and sent a massive rant to his girlfriend -- who's probably now his ex -- when she shipped off to college.

It's quite lengthy, so we've pulled out our favorite lines below.

You know what? These first two quotes are probably understandable if not a bit dramatic:

My biggest fucking mistake was falling in love with you. Can't wait to get my fucking heart broken.

Then he totally loses all grasp on reality.

Eventually ALL hoes get Xposed. I could treat you like a mutherfucking Queen Day N Nite. I really wish you could break your hoe habits. HOPELESS. WHAT DID I FUCKING GET MYSELF INTO. WHY DID YOU EVER HAV TO FUCKING LIKE ME.

And he concludes with this bold statement:

This is going to be the worst fucking thing that's ever happened n my life n there is nothing I can do about it.

Hunter, no. No.