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9 Guys Reveal What They Think A Man's Equivalent To Flowers Should Be

BREAKING NEWS: Dudes want food and blowjobs.

Life is unfair for dudes. I mean, just think about it! Women have flowers and chocolate, but what do men really have?

Yes, sure, men get paid more for jobs than their female counterparts, have held every US presidency, are able to legally drive cars in every country, have the ability to walk down the street without being harassed on a regular basis, maintain the right to vote in every country, don't have to worry about the US government defunding Planned Parenthood, are the CEOs in the vast majority of institutions and companies and essentially dominate the media industry.

But, like, aside from those things, what do men REALLY have? What little gifts do you give the male in your life that are the Y-chromosome equivalent to a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolates and a viewing of "The Notebook"?

Thanks to a Reddit thread asking this exact question, I have a wide array of answers including everything from blowjobs to food to getting blowjobs after eating food.

1. This guy wants a blowjob.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

2. This guy wants food.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

3. This guy wants a blowjob.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

4. This guy wants a blowjob and alcohol.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

5. This guy wants food.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

6. This guy wants food, a blowjob and rest.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

7. This guy wants a watch?

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

8. This guys wants a blowjob.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

9. This guy wants way too much stuff.

Comment from discussion There's the stereotype of bringing a girl flowers or chocolates, but what is/should be the equivalent to bring a guy?.

This should make your holiday shopping a lot easier this year, ladies.