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8 Guys Confess The White Lies They've Told People They Were Dating

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Don't act sooooo judgy. We ALL do this, and we all do this CONSTANTLY.

I think I lie to girls I'm trying to impress at least twice DAILY. I don't even think I do it out of insecurity or a need to gain acceptance in the eyes of women I'm courting. At this point, it's more just a pointless knee-jerk reaction I physically can't stop.

It's like if a girl says she loves Vampire Weekend, my mind loses control of my body, and I end up yelling, “I KNOW THE BASS DRUMMER'S BROTHER,” for no reason! That's the least impressive connection to Vampire Weekend, and I know it, yet for some reason, I have no restraint in yelling stuff like that.

The brave dudes of Reddit decided to stop living in shame of their lying ways and dish on the bizarre things they've claimed while talking to ladies they like.

BRAVO! We need more brave truth-telling souls like these men in the world.

1. HAHAHAHAHAHA, sure. Right.

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2. Just swallow it, say you're full and move on.

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3. This is a lie you also probably tell yourself.

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4. Ol' Raw Hands went above and beyond for this.

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5. I'm seeing a trend with these.

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6. This is a crime punishable by death in some Canadian cities.

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7. It's not your job to tell her she sucks. It's Blake Shelton, Adam Levine, Gwen Stefani and CeeLo Green's job.

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8. This is a lie that takes major GUTS.

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