LA-based comedy writer Joey Clift has hit it out of the park with a very personal donation he recently sent to Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.
Announced via Facebook post, Clift put his freshly-shaved beard in a plastic bag along with one US dollar bill and a note that reads,
I think the icing on the cake has got to be the little stick figure of a bearded Cruz in the corner of the letter.
At this point, you're probably thinking two things: This is amazing, and what the f*ck? In an exclusive interview with Elite Daily, Joey said,
Without context, this package looks like it could either come from an 8-year-old fan or a 48-year-old serial killer. Either way, I really hope it shuts down Ted Cruz's campaign headquarters for an hour or two with its implicit anthrax vibes.
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