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Guy Quits Job By Having Sex With Boss's Daughter -- And Posting It On Facebook

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There are no words.

Actually -- scrap that -- there are quite a few. Mainly, who, what, when, why and where. And not necessarily in that order.

But you may not like the answers. So please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, because this roller coaster is about to get bumpy and weird.

So there's this guy who was looking down the barrel of a gun at his job. For one reason or another, he knew the sack was coming, and he wanted to quit before that happened.

Think of the most dramatic way you could quit your job. No, MORE dramatic than that. Nope, think bigger.

How about sex with the boss's daughter -- in the office.

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Yep. According to Dude Comedy, this guy made sweet love to her in the workplace toilets. Romance is alive and well, friends.

The website was sent this email,

This was posted on my Twitter feed, turns out Chris knew his days at the company were numbered so he found a way to stick it to his boss. His boss (the girl's mother) was furious at the video. He had already been in trouble so decided to say fuck it.

Attached to the email was a seven-minute video (hats off to you, sir, for lasting that long under pressure), which you can watch here if you dare. It does, indeed, show the (now ex) employee hard at work.

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The lady is bent over a toilet sink, and the guy -- obviously a multitasking master -- films himself from various angles and quitting with a bang, quite literally.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned, hardcore exit. Wonder how hard he'll find it getting another job. Maybe try porn. Yeah, that seems like the natural step now.