Guy Caught On Video Casually Going Down On Woman In Middle Of Packed Club

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I wonder at what point in the night you think it's OK to chow down on someone's private parts in the middle of a packed club -- or anywhere public, for that matter.

Seriously, what was their thought process? Were they convinced they could hide it in plain sight because the venue was so busy?

Well, I've got news for you guys: It didn't work, and your heinous act was caught on cold, hard camera. Your pride belongs to the internet now, and you're just going to have to live with that.

Here is their moment of fame (prepare yourself for this):

The grotesque footage was allegedly filmed at a club in Vladivostok, Russia.

The couple was caught by a security guard who didn't even have the courtesy to let them finish, according to news agency CEN. He threw the pair out.

An eyewitness said,

They were just warming up. It is a pity that the cameraman interrupted them and the guard stopped the show.

Yes, such a pity.