Kumbuka > Harambe...
Earlier this year, America and the rest of the world got behind Harambe, a gorilla who was shot after a child fell into its cage.
Memes happened, a debate on whether this was the appropriate response waged across the media and Harambe slowly went from a zoo animal to a national hero.
If you liked Harambe I strongly suggest you reconsider moving your allegiance over to Kumbuka.
Harambe doesn't have jack shit on Kumbuka, a London gorilla who escaped his cage and proceeded to chugged a buttload of syrup.
If Harambe is your well-to-do humble martyr, Kumbuka is your super fun frat bro who wakes you up at 3 am, completely drunk, because he found a bunch of fireworks behind an Arby's and wants to blast them off at a stop sign near the house.
This statement from Zoological Society of London's zoological director Professor David Field reads better than the screenplay for "Old School":
Later, the zoo went on to say,
Undiluted blackcurrant squash is like British syrup, by the way. Think those Mio squirt bottles, but with a cool accent and a reverence for Manchester United.
The Internet is obviously having a pretty good time with Britain's most popular and most literal party animal.
Long live Kumbuka.