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Forever 21's 'Neck Brace' Choker Is Getting Dissed On Twitter

Personally, I'd never want to be forever 21. At the age of 21, I had mutton chops, hair bangs and my favorite food group was Papa John's pizza.

Ha, did I say favorite? Wow, that's not what I intended. I meant to say it was my only food group.

But there's one thing I'd want even less than being forever 21: the enormous Forever 21 choker that defies logic pictured at the top of this post.

It looks like something William from "Westworld" or even Bellatrix Lestrange from "Harry Potter" might wear.

However, some observant souls of Twitter are calling out the choker for looking like a neck brace. Take Coach Sarah for instance:

Y'all sellin neck brace chokers now?@Forever21 pic.twitter.com/wJHQI9CYai — Coach Sarah (@sarahsmitty0675) December 6, 2016

Seriously, who wants to look like they just bought a neck brace at Hot Topic?

"Hi, my name is Becky. And when I'm not modeling, I'm breaking my neck in three places."

It almost looks like her head is floating on a string, right? Seriously, is her head floating? OH MY GOD, IS THIS MODEL A GHOST?

Jalebi has made her final verdict: This is not a choker. No, no, no, this is a neck brace.

What on Earth possessed Forever 21 to create a choker that looks like it's almost painful to wear?

Do they really think anyone would want to look like they absolutely cannot move their vertebrae just by their fashion choice?

If anything, it makes me think more fondly on my life as a 21-year-old. Maybe I DID have it together then!

*Thinks for a minute*

Nope.

I, in fact, did not have anything together. Never mind. Disregard what I just said.

Citations: The Internet Can't Stop Trolling Forever 21's Massive "Neck Brace" Choker (Seventeen)