Warning: This is not for the faint of heart.
And I do mean that because I do not cringe at the sight of blood. I have an iron stomach. I am so tough, you guys, so tough.
But these videos made me straight up want to pass the f*ck out.
I'll give you time to slam on that back button. No? You still with me? Alright, let's do it then.
If you're big into drinking like I know you are, then you've probably had some terrible injury, or at least witnessed one.
Me? I broke my nose, and I wasn't even fighting anyone.
Compared to Craig Mackenzie though, I got off lucky.
WARNING: THIS INJURY IS GRAPHIC AF.
First of all, DON'T TOUCH IT LIKE THAT, CRAIG. STOP IT, CRAIG.
Craig told The LAD Bible,
Not a great story behind it at all, to be honest. [Just] don't front flip while steaming, and definitely don't use a [curb] and your head to stop yourself.
Words to live by, actually. In fact, this is written on my family crest.
"Don't use a curb and your head to stop yourself."
We've lost too many Schreibers in this drunken way...
Craig left a local rock club in Bathgate, known as the Dreadnaught, and attempted to do a front flip despite being fairly intoxicated.
Personally quite like this video too pic.twitter.com/qtkbBDhxDK — Craig Mackenzie (@CraigMackenzie5) October 2, 2016
I was convinced it wasn't bad until someone showed me a photo, because it didn't actually hurt so like a [pain level] of two out of ten.
Yeah, man. That's probably because you were beyond drunk. The pain was two out of 10 because you had 10 out of 10 shots.
Craig received some stitches before being sent home, and now he can't post anything on Facebook without it being labeled as "Graphic."
He even said seeing his own skull "wasn't too bad," and he thought "it was pretty cool."
If you ever need a story to keep you sober this weekend, bookmark this one.