EVERYONE, STOP WHATEVER THE EFF YOU'RE DOING AND WATCH THIS BRITISH PUDDLE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BLOODY JACKED FOR ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
A large puddle in England is blocking a pedestrian crosswalk, and to say the Periscope broadcast of it has the Web's attention is the understatement of the century.
The Internet is hooked, and for good reason.
LOOK AT THIS THING! THIS IS A LARGE PUDDLE!
Action! Adventure! Is this Puddle Periscope directed by Michael Bay?!?!
Oh, by the way, YEAH, at 10:26 Eastern Standard Time there were over 19,000 computers streaming the feed.
It's forced our species to ask life's biggest questions.
What work? Who is doing work today?
This is 10,000 times more interesting than the Smoke Monster.
Hello. It's all of us.
Chip chip! Bob's your uncle! Pippa Middleton! (All great British stuff!)
Of course, there are memes.
Never let go, Puddle Periscope. Never let go.
This is def one of the best puddles of all time.