Dumbest drug dealers ever, Leland Ayala-Doliente and Holland Sward, were in the middle of smuggling 20 pounds of weed from Las Vegas to Montana when they decided to call the police... on themselves.
Every drug dealer knows it's a big no-no to smoke your own supply -- except for these two, apparently. The paranoia kicked into high gear as they drove down the highway heading for the Idaho border. They assumed the police were following them, but when they didn't get pulled over, they got frustrated. The suspense, it seems, was just too much to bear.
Ayala-Doliente called 911, saying to police,
Hi, uh, we're the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I'd just like for you guys to end it.
You can watch the local news report about these dumb-dumbs below.