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Guy Complains About Doughnut Hole For Naughty Reason

So, you want to treat your girl to something nice, something to make her feel special.

But the age old problem is finding that one perfect gift or gesture that makes your lady feel like the queen she is.

So I take my hat off to a guy who has solved the debate for men across the world, once and for all.

All you need to do is flop your chunk of man meat through a doughnut.

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Unfortunately for Twitter user @PeeWeeMFC75, you can't do that when the doughnuts you've carefully selected don't actually have a hole in the middle.

In his frustration, he tweeted British supermarket Morrisons, saying,

Oi there's no ring in my donuts how I'm I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now

Which, to be fair, is a problem we've all encountered at least once in our lives, right?

But things started to get even weirder when the Morrisons' customer service team waded into the bizarre complaint, urging him to find an alternative.

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JUST DON'T CHOOSE SOMETHING HOT.

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FFS.

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Obviously, people were amused with the crazy story — and some were seriously crushing on the mysterious, kind Cam.

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Onion ring-related drama aside, the doughnut idea could change romance forever.

It's so simple, right? How did humanity never come up with this before?

Flowers are the biggest cliche possible.

Chocolate? To quote Chandler Bing, could you BE any less imaginative?

Booking a week off work and whisking her away for a spontaneous, romantic trip to her favorite place? Come on man, you're making the rest of us look bad.

Forget all that and simply slide your piece through a doughnut.

Just make sure it isn't any warmer than room temperature if that's the kind of stuff you're into.