This Dad Lets His 2-Year-Old Name His Pokémon And It's The Greatest Thing Ever

Kids call things how they see them, and I envy that.

We'd love to tell that woman next door how it really feels to get woken up at 2 am by her drunken sex sessions, but we don't. Instead, we nod politely as we walk past each other on our ways out to work every morning. A kid would call her out on that BS.

Also, how does she always look so fresh after a lengthy night of intimacy?

I digress.

Children have no filter, and one dad used this for his own amusement by letting his kids rename all of his Pokémon Go characters -- FOR THE BETTER.

He uploaded the results to Imgur and wrote,

For your mild amusement, I renamed all my Pokemon whatever my 2-year-old called them.

We much prefer these alternative names. Let's kick it off with this guy:

Magmar

Paras

Meowth (my definite favorite)

Nidoran

Ekans

Metapod

Pidgey

Jigglypuff

Bulbasaur

Psyduck

Oddish

Nailed it.

For more of this guy's 2-year-old's adorable Pokémon Go character names, check out his Imgur account.

Citations: Metro