This is a great Reddit thread for couples and the worst Reddit thread imaginable for all you lonely wastes of skin and bone out there.
Arguably, the worst part of being single has to be missing out on cute couple stuff people in relationships do with and for each other.
Yup, that and a growing fear of dying alone that suffocates you more and more whenever you see someone's Facebook status go to "in a relationship" are the two things that suck most about not having a significant other.
But, there are awful things about being in a relationship. You lose out on free time you once had, and all of a sudden you need to pretend like you enjoy going to apple orchards and Coney Island, both of which suck.
They both suck sooooo hard. If I were to say "apple orchards are the Coney Island of activities," you honestly wouldn't know which one was the worse thing, but you'd know the statement is insulting to both. That's a rare and beautiful pair of terrible things.
Reddit users are sharing some of their own cute couple things they do for their loved ones, and the stories are all pretty adorable.
Also, I only found two fart jokes and eight penis jokes on this thread, which makes it the most romantic thing of all time. This is like the Paris of Reddit threads.