Adele's 'Hello' Actually Made This Crying Toddler Completely Calm Down (Video)

Disclaimer: I AM NOT A PARENT. I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE RAISING CHILDREN. I AM MORE LIKELY TO BUY A CACTUS FROM TRADER JOE'S AND LET IT DIE SLOWLY.

An invaluable nugget of parental advice when it comes to children and Adele is to start 'em young.

Children need to know jagged wounds of heartbreak heal, and from the rubble of ruined happiness may rise something so beautiful and moving it sweeps the Grammys.

Samantha Comte lives by this Adele code of parenting and used it to soothe her son, Roman, during a fit.

Roman, buddy, don't be surprised if the tears start falling again once you hit the second verse of "Hello."

Citations: Watch Adele's "Hello" Soothe a Crying Toddler and Relieve Him of All His Angst (Cosmopolitan)