This Couple's Kinky Fetish Might Scare You Away From Fruit Forever
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Some lady on Reddit shared some information about her sex life, and I'm still trying to navigate how I feel about it. Actually, I'm still trying to navigate how I feel about sex in general now that I know this exists.
The story started as a pretty standard age-old tale involving a man, a woman and a drive to reboot their sex lives.
In the Reddit post, the woman wrote,
Quick back story, our relationship hasn't been quite ideal, and in hopes of trying to save it, and spark some flames, I agreed to do whatever my husband wanted to help spice things up again.
Then, her post got legit BONKERS with this next effing turn of events.
She continued,
Recently, he asked me to stick different things in my vagina, like apples, pears, carrots, etc... and keep in there all [day] so that he could eat them at night when he came home from work. I have gone along with it, thinking it would be something like a one time thing or so, but it's been almost two months, and he shows no signs of wanting to stop. I am not sure if anyone else has done this, and if so, what was your experience? One of my concerns is, his and my health, can this make him or I sick? The fruits we buy are organic, and I spend a good deal cleaning them thoroughly.
Ummmm...
I, uh...
...what?
GREAT! THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT ARE COMMENTING ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK OF STICKING FRUIT IN YOUR VAGINA! COOL!
OH MY GOD, PLEASE STOP.
Comment from discussion [Fetish] My husband in recent months has had me keep different things in my vagina for a whole day, so that he could eat it at night. What should I make of this fetish?.
NO! THIS DOESN'T NEED INPUT!
Comment from discussion [Fetish] My husband in recent months has had me keep different things in my vagina for a whole day, so that he could eat it at night. What should I make of this fetish?.
THIS IS YOUR QUESTION?!?! THIS IS THE ONE QUESTION YOU HAVE?!?!
Comment from discussion [Fetish] My husband in recent months has had me keep different things in my vagina for a whole day, so that he could eat it at night. What should I make of this fetish?.
DON'T DO THIS! YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF MAYBE PROBABLY!
Citations: This Couple's Sex Fetish Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level (Esquire)
