This is why I leave my Instagram on private. (Also because of all those nude photos I post.)
John Purcell, a comedy writer, has made a habit of writing totally random and hilarious comments on strangers' Instagram photos for the past few years.
He's even created a Tumblr to document them, Hello Stranger.
Just how many porch swings would he own at this point?
John Purcell told Mashable,
He's doing the Lord's work.
Honestly, some Tiffany out there is going to feel really supported.
Purcell used to use Instagram's trending photos to find images worthy of a random comment, but the app no longer has that feature. Finding photos is harder for Purcell and now a bit "less fun."
He is now forced to scroll until something pops out to him.
His ability to suck the sex appeal out of a thirst trap is uncanny.
The New York comedy writer said,
Purcell only comments on photos that a lot of comments, so his jokes often slip under the radar.
Once, however, someone found his Instagram and left a weird comment of their own. His account is now private.