ASOS Sells Chokers For Guys Now And The Internet Is Not A Fan
All right, who's responsible for this atrocity within the men's fashion world?!
SHOW YOUR FACE.
I'm not the only one whose blood is boiling because of this, either.
In case you haven't heard the obscure news, British online fashion and beauty store ASOS is making headlines after revealing a new line of chokers for sale on its website.
Now, I know what you're thinking: What's wrong with chokers? Nothing. But these are not just chokers, these are MEN'S chokers, and the crazy part is I'm not even kidding.
Behold the new men's chokers for sale on ASOS.
It's almost as if women got tired of their boyfriends and husbands constantly using their chokers as much as they use our hoodies. Therefore, ASOS seemingly decided to create chokers for men causing the internet to practically implode.
Look, I know this isn't actually a big deal. If you're a dude that wears chokers, cool, do you. Live YOUR life.
But if you don't have a rack of chokers lined up next to your extensive sneaker collection strategically placed next to all of your sports equipment, then you can relate to the fact that this is bizarre AF.
Of course, the highly opinionated people of the internet had something to say about this.
Plenty of people wanted nothing to do with the new trend.
Why? Just why?!
According to this woman, you're an "idiot" if you're a guy and you buy one of these.
At the same time, there are also plenty of people who totally support the new chokers for men.
Some plan to wear them proudly.
Whatever your stance is on this piece of fabric, all you really need to know is a popular online store is now selling them for men. If you want one, it's far too late to ask Santa, but you can buy one yourself. They start at $8.
If you don't want one and would never wear one, then, well, move along. Because that's what I'm going to do.