Meet Dave. Naw, not the bloke, the chicken. He's the star of the show here, and don't you forget it.
The cheeky chicken crashed Chris and Victoria Leigh's honeymoon at a lodge in Dyserth Falls Resort, Prestatyn, Wales.
For the record, they would have been totally cool with the chicken popping in to say "hi," but he overstayed his welcome (by four hours) and crossed the line by having sex with Mrs. Leigh's slipper after getting in bed with them.
Poultry these days -- no shame.
The new husband eventually had enough and showed Dave the door.
But he came back -- with reinforcements.
He looks pretty serious, Chris. I'd pack your bags and think about getting out of there.
Citations: Daily Mail