OK! We can all go home! Kevin the cat is officially the best cat on the Web.
If there is one thing the Internet is obsessed with, it's animal faces -- little, adorable, furry messes on the heads of our pets that can make even the toughest old men go,
D'AWWWWW, WHO'S A WITTLE, FWUFFY MONSTAH! IT'S YOU! YOU A WITTLE, FWUFFY MONSTAH.
The truth is, though, we have no idea what exactly our pets are feeling because pet faces aren't the same as human faces. A dog that looks like it's smiling could actually be pretty pissed off, but we wouldn't know because we think human faces are the standard for all faces. It's actually pretty self-centered of us. Humans are dicks.
For instance, there is a cat on Instagram named Kevin who is partially blind and deaf but always looks like he's shocked. It's hilarious. This cat is maybe my favorite of all time.
LOOK AT THIS CAT! https://instagram.com/p/BFkR288th7k/embed/
In all of his pictures, he looks like he walked into a room where some massive scandal is happening.
"Mr. President?!? IS THAT THE FRENCH MINISTER?!?"
"Dr. Fredericks?!? Have you been hiding the plutonium in this elementary school the whole time?!?!"
"IF YOU'RE IN THE GALLEY, THEN WHO IS DRIVING THE SPACESHIP?!?"
If you want more, and I can't see a scenario where you wouldn't want more, you can check out this article on the website Love Meow. It's exactly what you think it is, and it's great.
Kevin for president.