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Girl Literally Dances Her Ass Off When Butt Implants Fall Out At Concert

by Hope Schreiber
Yout

When you text your friends, "OMG, I am SO tired. I LITERALLY danced my butt off last night!" they probably don't assume you mean literally.

Your butt, as always, is right behind you. Just like yesterday and the day before that and the day before that, it's here for you whenever you fall down or need to take a break and sit...

Unless you're this poor, unfortunate girl.

Girl, NOOOOO!

Olivia Borghesi was at a concert featuring Busta Rhymes, DMX and E40 at the Tacoma Dome when she witnessed this girl getting betrayed by her own booty.

I have experienced some serious fashion faux pas in my time, but seeing someone's fake butt implants flop outside of their jeans like two circular raw chicken cutlets truly trumps anything I've dealt with.

At least when my pants split open, people just see the mermaid tattoo on my all natural butt.

I don't really understand the purpose of wearing pads like this. Are you trying to lure in a mate with a big booty?

Wouldn't it be awkward when you're making out with someone, and they reach down and remove one of your cheeks?

You'll be exposed as a fraud -- a liar.

Relationships built on trust survive, but a relationship that starts with a lie about the tushy? I don't know if I would ever be able to trust a woman again.

I'm trying to wrap my brain around how this could happen. Were her jeans not tight enough? Would this have been avoidable had she worn a belt?

Better yet, imagine her surprise next time she goes to use the restroom and realizes that her butt pads are gone.

Ghost butt pads -- the case of the haunted booty enhancer. Call the police because her badonkadonk has been robbed right behind her back.

Citations: Girl At Busta Rhymes Concert Dances So Hard That Her Butt Implants LITERALLY Fall Out (Bro Bible)