Woman's HH Breasts Trapped Her In The Bath, And Now She Has A GoFundMe

A woman has made a last-ditch effort to get a breast reduction after her boobs left her stranded in the tub.

Kya Granito, who is 21 years old, has a made a GoFundMe page in order to pay for a reduction for her HH-sized breasts.

Kya's GoFundMe campaign, which has only raised 5 pounds of its 8,000-pound goal, begins with this introduction to her plight:

I'm 21 years old, I've been trying since I was 16 to get a breast reduction but every doctor I have seen have said to me that they don't affect my life.

Not the strongest opening because doctors are considered to have a fair amount of knowledge and authority when it comes to the human body, but we'll hear her out.

I suffer from back ache, tender/painful breast, they're so heavy that my front is pulling me down and I walk with a slight hunchback, I cannot lay down cause where they're so heavy.

No matter the size, we all know the pain of tender tits, Kya. Frankly, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Please, go on.

I have low-self esteem cause of them, a lot of the time I don't go out the house because of them, my grooves in my shoulders from bra straps are so bad they've made me bleed a few times with it loose.

Girl, you are a divine sorceress of magical beauty, and if your boobs are telling you anything else, I say scrap those things 'cause WHO NEEDS 'EM?

I'm getting new clothes every 2 weeks cause my breasts out grow them every time, my back is in so much distress that I can't move out of my bed sometimes or get off the sofa and few times I've been stuck in the bath...

Wait, what? Is — is this real? Can boobs get you stuck in the tub? My boobs always float!

I'm also unclear about the details of outgrowing your clothes every two weeks. They're boobs, not a fictional beanstalk.

She continues,

I've tried exercising but where they're so big it hurts and also tried dieting but due to my stomach problems I can't eat certain (pretty much all) healthy foods.

All right, Kya. I'm not sure what disease you have that you can only live off of unhealthy foods, but I am sure you don't know how to fundraise for shit, and you don't seem to know how to adult, either.