All any only child wants is a little brother.
Brothers are the best. When some kids request brothers from their parents, though, all they end up getting are little sisters named Natalie with whom they end up living with well into their 20s.
One boy received the surprise of his life when his parents announced he'd be a big brother.
Tears of joy ensued, presumably because this 6-year-old knew he wouldn't have to share the backseat of a 1994 Mazda MPV with Natalie for the next eternity.
Congratulations, little boy. Today you live the dream for all of us.
Also, Natalie stinks like farts.