Here's a video to make you feel slightly better about all the embarrassing mistakes you made on New Year's Eve.
The video, shot using a GoPro camera, documents the many drunken fools a bouncer at Ontario club Gatsby encountered on New Year's Eve last year.
The footage, which spans nearly 10 minutes, is full of gems: liquor-fueled fights, sloppy drunks and lots of chicks who can't handle their alcohol. Really, all that's missing from this night out is a bad one-night stand and a back-alley vomit session.
Check out the cringeworthy body-cam video, up top.