Combine the loving wisdom of Oprah with Amy Schumer's sense of humor and Taylor Swift's loyalty into one person, and they STILL wouldn't be better at being a best friend than Jeffrey.
Who is Jeffrey, you ask? Jeffrey is the BFF of high schooler Nicole Aramboles who snuck out of his own house at two in the morning just to go give her a hug.
Yes, you read that correctly. HE LITERALLY SHOWED UP AT HER HOUSE TO GIVE HER A HUG AT 2 AM.
He also got some breakfast out of the whole thing.
Needless to say, the internet is eating this whole thing up. Nicole's already gotten over 40k retweets since she originally posted the tweet on November 12.
And she and Jeffrey just cannot stop LOLing at this newfound fame.
I'm just sitting here imagining the two of them sitting all cute on the couch and giggling at their fame as the most adorable best friends on the planet.
But as much as we want them to be the "When Harry Met Sally" of Gen-Z, Nicole SWEARS the two of them are just friends.
She's even getting defensive against people who are suggesting otherwise:
She's also not going to be swayed by any of your disgusting, pervy messages trying to encourage her to return Jeffrey's favor with something sexual.
OK, wait, is Nicole like... a feminist hero?!
Hell yeah, Nicole! Preach, sister!
That all being said, she DID admit there might be some hope for them in the future.
I KNEW those pink hearts by his name had to mean something.
But before any sparks start to fly, Jeff's gotta stop giving out hugs like they're candy to every chick who comes his way.
Nicole's mom will probably also still have to be convinced of the cuteness.
She doesn't seem to find this whole thing as adorable as we do.
Whatever the case, our girl Nicole has a big play coming up this weekend... which is probably why she needed a hug in the middle of the night in the first place.
Staring in your High school's play? Talk about the most nerve-racking experience ever.
I think we all know who's gonna be sitting front row, center.
I DARE your BFF to one-up this guy.