If You Ask Siri For Halloween Costume Ideas, Her Answers Are So, So Savage

It must be something about this time of year that brings out the sassier side of Siri.

Ask her what you should be dressed as for Halloween. Go on, I dare you. I bet you can't handle the sass. It's almost hurtful and warrants a Siri victim helpline.

You know what? Save yourself the soul-destroying task of seeking Siri's help on this one. We've done the hard work for you, so you can keep your feelings in tact.

Just look: I mean, she's obviously not happy in her job because it comes across in her performance:

Seriously, she just can't be bothered. Where's the motivation, Siri?

And when she can, she gives the most out-the-box answers ever. (I actually quite like this idea.)

And when you give her suggestions, she doesn't know what to do with them.

Don't even get her started on Trump. Politics is not her strong point.

OK, this one's actually an awesome idea, and I might do it if I can't find a pipe for my Sherlock Holmes costume.

Yeah, this one could work, too.

OK, let's switch this up -- what are YOU wearing, Siri?

Playing hard to get. I like that in a woman. So, what's your favorite Halloween costume?

Again with the sass! Jesus, Siri, give it a rest, would ya? Let's try this one more time.

Now we're getting somewhere. This costume's on the B list.

I'm still not liking her tone. I've got to ask her what her problem is.

Fair enough. Can we get a joke before you leave?

Haha, that was pretty good. I'll let you have that one.

Happy Halloween, Siri. Stay sassy.