Everyone Thinks New Male American Girl Doll Looks Exactly Like A Bro They've Dated

American Girl just released their newest line of dolls, and one of them is — wait for it — A BOY.

His name is Logan, and he's a drummer who wears a flannel shirt.

Director of Public Relations at American Girl Julie Parks said to The Huffington Post, “Adding a boy to our lineup has been a number one request for a very, very, very long time.”

But if we're being totally honest, Logan also looks like that one coke-snorting, flannel shirt-wearing, in-denial, rich-kid, fuckboy BRO who told you he would totally be with you if he didn't think monogamy was a lie made up by society to suppress our ability to love fully.

Check him out for yourself here:

The current description for our bro Logan reads,

Meet Logan, Tenney's bandmate and drummer! The 18" Logan doll has gray eyes that open and close, and short brown hair. Logan's unique hand positioning helps him hold instruments! He arrives in a plaid button-down shirt, a T-shirt, jeans, underwear, and shoes.

But after seeing his picture, I'd like to revise his description:

Meet Logan, Tenney's [on-again, off-again fuck buddy] bandmate and drummer! The 18" Logan doll has gray eyes that open and close, and short brown hair. Logan's unique hand positioning helps him hold instruments [hold your heart and tear it to shreds]! He arrives in a plaid button-down shirt, a T-shirt, jeans, underwear, and shoes. [He'll tell you he loves you, but he's not really looking for anything 'serious' right now.]

Here he is playing the drums while the girls (all of whom he's probably banged) are painting:

And here he is being a super skeevy bro in the background, scheming on Tenney while she does her thing on stage:

And I'm not the only one who thinks Logan looks like every douche you ever dated. Everyone on Twitter seems to agree with me, too:

Admit it. You've dated a Logan Everett. I've dated a Logan Everett. We've all dated a Logan Everett.

Citations: Twitter Thinks American Girl's New Boy Doll Looks Like A Hipster Who Will Ghost You (The Huffington Post)