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This Cute Amazon Review For Pair Of Rainbow Suspenders Is Making Everyone Sob

by Hope Schreiber
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If you want a rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.

Or, at least, that's what people tell others when they're going through a difficult time. But sometimes they're totally right.

Case and point? This adorable review of an Amazon product that a Tumblr user shared.

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Tumblr user fangirlfingoverdemigods told BuzzFeed,

I came across the review after my girlfriend showed it to me. We both thought it was super adorable. It made my day and I thought it could make other peoples' days too.

Amazon user blueyes gave these suspenders five stars. They wrote,

Yes, this will be my 46th march in gay pride, I have never worn [any] rainbow colored items, but this year as I turn 70-years-old, I decided to purchase some rainbow suspenders and wear them with a white suit and purple [Brook's Brothers] shirt. I could not ask for a better made paid, it seems every time I need something, Amazon finds it for me and makes it easy for me to purchase. How very wonderful.

"HOW VERY WONDERFUL?"

Please join my family, please. You are adorable.

I will protect this person at all costs.

But this isn't the only kindhearted post this person has made. They also reviewed these...

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They wrote,

There is a young lady in my building that wears headphones at her work, lately she was wearing some that were taped up and she works in a market... So I purchased these headphones for her, she was surprised and she has been wearing them to work everyday. It makes me happy to make someone else happy.

WHAT ARE YOU?! A SAINT?!

Once again, our friend proves themselves to be wonderful when commenting on a rainbow bow tie in this current political atmosphere.

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For this delightful bowtie, they wrote,

I have a sense of humor and so such a tie would be great for me, and again it is made with the best rainbow fabric and I will be proud to wear it to cocktail parties. Amazon came through again. I went online looking for rainbow fabric and became very frustrated. Wondering if the right wing has declared a war on rainbow material also. But, here we are again with a great product. Thanks Amazon.

America may not be able to defeat the right wing, but at least Amazon is doing their part.