If you can't imagine life before you used emojis to express your every feeling, mood and desire it's because that time never existed.
Humans used emojis to communicate since the beginning of time… right? Like… we have… right?
Oh, God, I just can't remember!!! *sweating emoji*
Twitter is making sure we as a global society never have to write words again by introducing “Twemojis.”
Gone are the days of being held back depending on which platform you're tweeting from!
We are LIBERATED!
This is the most IMPORTANT THING to happen all year!!!
WORLD PEACE WAS ACHIEVED.
DONALD TRUMP WENT BALD because it turned out his hairs were just wisps growing from a malignant tumor pressing on his brain that was since removed. He dropped out of the presidential race and apologized for "all the assh*lery."
May God and sweet baby Jesus bless you, Twitter. You saved us all.