FORGIVE THE DOG ALREADY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!
I don't know what Ettore -- the WORST name for a dog, by the way -- did to get owner Anthony Federica Granai angry, but there's no way it was a crime worth this much heartbreak.
You be the judge.
We all make mistakes, Anthony.
Forgiveness is an act oftentimes harder to deal with than the original transgression. Be the bigger creature and forgive your pet, Anthony.
Ettore was sorry, and this dog clearly already forgave you for giving it the worst pet name in the history of pet names.