The random holiday committee dubbed July 13 the day to commemorate delicious fried potato sticks, and the #NationalFrenchFryDay hashtag is helping us celebrate.
I can think of a million reasons why I love French fries, but the Twitterverse is so much better at hilariously articulating emotions than I am.
That being said, I've curated the funniest list of tweets that describe exactly how I (and probably you, too) feel on National French Fry Day.
It's National French Fry Day!?
Hell yeah, it is.
"Do you want fries?"
I've lost count of the number of times I've done this.
Every day should definitely be National French Fry Day.
Of course, this average is kind of intense.
Are French Fries just potato poop?
That's an interesting point of view.
Ketchup squirters can't be trusted.
A girl can dream...
Yes, National French Fry Day is an actual holiday. Let's celebrate.
Best holiday since Christmas.
If only this was a real book...
J.K. Rowling should consider a starchy spinoff.
"What do potatoes snack on?"
Ever wonder how French fries are really made?
No need to exercise when there are extra fries around.
How do you eat your fries when no one's looking?
I eat my fries like I'm alone, even if my friends are watching.
Load 'em up!
The only way to celebrate National French Fry Day.
You can also add a side of wine.
Most of America today.
Don't feel too guilty if you decide to over indulge.
Whoa whoa whoa, that's a strong opinion.
Nothing is worse than when fries don't live up to your expectations.
But who are you kidding, you're going to enjoy them anyway.
You won't care who's watching...
Or where you find your fries...
As long as your fries never run out.
Happy National French Fry Day, everyone! Enjoy your fries!