Having done my fair share of flying, I've seen some pretty crazy sh*t. I've witnessed fist fights nearly go down over seats reclining too far back and old Italian ladies praying for our lives while going through slight turbulence.
But the things I've seen on a plane don't even come close to the insane sh*t flight attendants have to deal with every single day. On Tuesday, a Reddit user posed the question,
Flight attendants of Reddit! What's the most bizarre thing you have ever witnessed during a flight?
And to our delight, they came out in droves to reveal their strangest, funniest, most horrifying stories.
Keep reading for a roundup of the most memorable stories, and maybe give your flight attendant a hug next time you board a plane. It sounds like they could use one.
It's the cycle of life -- on an airplane.
I guess first class isn't always as swanky as it sounds.
Everyone gets one pillow. What are we, animals?
This is actually my worst nightmare.
Is it weird I'm totally OK with this?
We may have found the squirrel smuggler...
Again, super down with this going down.
Sometimes, you just have to take off your pants.
This dog is the ultimate jetsetter.
Hot, naked Australian rugby players? Sign me up.
Look out, we've got a baby on board.
Adding new meaning to getting work done on a flight.
And now for your in-flight entertainment...