If You've Ever Grossed Yourself Out, You'll Be Thrilled To Know About These 34 Genius Hygiene Products On Amazon

By Shayna Murphy

From swamp butt to dry heels, weird stuff happens to the human body all the time. While everyone takes care of themselves in their own way, genius hygiene products on Amazon can help prevent some common issues from becoming anything more than a quick-fix.

Sometimes you just can't control the kind of sounds, smells, or things that pop up on your body when you're least expecting it. Try as you might to stifle gas in public or keep unwanted breath odor at bay, sometimes the trick to making these kinds of preventable (but totally common) occurrences disappear isn't to ignore them — it's to recognize that they exist in the first place. Once you do, you can start experimenting with cool grooming and personal care products that can make these issues so much easier to manage.

When it comes to something as intimate as personal hygiene, it's always important to remember that there are no right or wrong options — it's all about choice. So whether you want to prevent tooth decay or you're just looking for a way to have fewer breakouts (hint: maybe the problem is your smartphone), there's a little something for everyone in this roundup.

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by Shayna Murphy

1. A Handy Kit Of Blackhead Remover Tools To Tackle Skin Issues Without Picking

JPNK Blackhead Remover Tools Kits, $8 (6 Pieces), Amazon

Getting rid of blackheads, acne, or other blemishes doesn't have to be a hassle. This blackhead remover kit comes with six stainless steel tools that make it super easy to remove blackheads from sensitive areas like the nose and cheeks without scarring or infection. They come in a handy carrying case, and are also ergonomically-designed with a no-slip grip, so they're comfortable to use and maneuver.


2. These Easy-To-Use Patches That Get Rid Of Pimples Overnight

Nexcare Acne Cover, $8 (36 Count), Amazon

Help blemishes clear up quickly with these acne cover pads, which work like little sponges to absorb pus and oil, so annoying pimples and acne dissipate quicker than normal. The gentle but potent covers also are transparent, so you won't even notice they're on unless you move in close, and they help to reduce the urge to pick and touch blemishes, which in turn lessens the risk of scarring.


3. A Natural Deodorant Spray That Absorbs Pesky, Unwanted Odors

Thai Natural Deodorant Spray, $11 (2 Pack), Amazon

If you're looking for an aluminum-free alternative to traditional deodorants, you'll want to give a Thai all-natural spray a shot. Made without any chemicals, this spray is formulated with mineral salt and purified water — and is a really effective way to eliminate body and foot odor, plus reduce the risk of bacterial formation and perspiration. Because this deodorant spray is made using mineral salt, it's also non-staining, so it won't leave marks behind on clothes or shoes.


4. A Certified Organic Castile Soap That's Super Gentle On The Environment

Dr. Bronner’s Pure-Castile Liquid Soap, $19 (2 Pack), Amazon

You don't have to be the earthy type to appreciate just how amazing Dr. Bronner's Castile soap actually is, but after using this oh-so-cleansing vegan soap, there's a good chance you will be. Scented with tingling peppermint, this soap is moisturizing on the skin and also uses coconut oil, olive, and hemp to nourish skin and keep it hydrated. Free of detergents and preservatives, this soap is safe to use on your hands, hair, or even as a multi-use cleaning product.


5. A Spray That Makes Your Bathroom Activities Less, Ahem, Noticeable

Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray, $10, Amazon

Everybody poops, but if you're worried about the smells that you might be leaving behind as a result, you'll definitely want to grab this toilet spray. It's made with natural essential oils, and it's meant to be sprayed into the bowl before you get busy in the bathroom. The oils work to lock in smells underneath the surface, keeping things pleasant, and it won't damage a septic tank. This version smells like coconut, freesia, and citrus — but it comes in a few different varieties.


6. An Innovative Tool That Helps Make Bad Breath History

Dr. Tung's Tongue Cleaner, $7, Amazon

A cheap but super efficient way to scrape bacteria and other gunk off your tongue, this tongue scraper is also made of stainless steel, which is superior to plastic and gentler on the tongue. It's also made with a curved cleaning edge, and is an incredible natural remedy for bad breath. With over 2,000 reviews on Amazon, this is also one of the most popular hygiene items on the site.


7. An Incredibly Hydrating Foot Cream That Helps Get Rid Of Calluses

PurSources Foot Cream, $15, Amazon

For thick, dry heels, this soothing foot cream is just the thing. Formulated with replenishing tea tree oil, aloe vera, and chamomile, the hydrating formula also contains urea cream, which is commonly used to reduce itching while also preventing dry and scaly skin. This formula works on all skin types, and while it's ideal for use on the feet, you can also use this cream on other areas where you have patchy, cracked skin — like the elbows or hands — for incredible relief. The cream even comes with a free pumice stone.


8. A Totally Simple Scrubber That'll Clean Your Makeup Brushes In Seconds

Komocare Makeup Brush Scrubber, $2, Amazon

Makeup brushes can get dirty AF just by using them once, and unless you want your brushes to become a haven for the kind of icky germs that lead to breakouts, you'll want to grab this scrubber. All you need to do is add soap and water, then rub your brush against the silica glove to release set in dirt, residue, and bacteria. One reviewer writes: "No more wrinkly hands from washing my brushes! This little contraption works well to help me clean my beloved makeup brushes and protects my hands from soaking in water while I clean them. Also, the ridges and bumps help in really getting the brushes much cleaner than my hand alone."


9. These Super Precise Toenail Clippers That Are Perfect For Thick And Ingrown Nails

Harperton Nippit Precision Toenail Clippers, $17, Amazon

Clip away nails of any size or thickness with this set of precision toenail clippers. The versatile clippers are ergonomically-designed with a unique handle, and they're coated with a non-slip material so that you won't ever lose your grip. The stainless steel blades themselves are durable and tough, and can even be used to trim stray cuticles like a pair of nail scissors would.


10. A Natural Charcoal Sponge That Really Works Wonders On Oily Skin

MY Konjac Sponge, $10, Amazon

This super-soft sponge is made from Konjac plant root and charcoal, which can help give you a major advantage if you're trying to get a radiant, blemish-free complexion. Made in Korea, the sponge works to cleanse pores, remove excess oils, fight bacteria, and get rid of acne. It also helps slough away dead skin cells, and works well on different skin types — and can be used with or without cleanser.


11. This Anti-Fungal Soap That Fights Jock Itch, Athlete's Foot, And More

Oleavine All-Natural Therapeutic Soap, $14, Amazon

Deliver a powerful kick to fungus and bacteria that can lead to body odor with this organic soap. Formulated with soothing tea tree oil, it works to get rid of itching, as well as scratchy and dry skin. Infused with skin moisturizing essential oils like jojoba, cranberry, and neem, it'll target things like athlete's foot, ringworm, jock itch, and nail fungus. It also battles common things that cause blackheads and acne, and can even calm irritated skin.


12. This Weird Yet Amazing Stick For Whiter, Healthier Teeth

Miswak Club Natural Tooth Brush, $20, Amazon

A Miswak club looks completely different from a traditional toothbrush, but the truth is, this stick is super effective at freshening breath. It also boasts some natural benefits, too — made from Arak trees, which are specifically grown without any chemicals or pesticides, this stick doesn't require any water or toothpaste, but can still work to whiten teeth and enhance your smile. One reviewer raves: "These Miswak sticks have been a fun and interesting tool to add to my oral healthcare routine. I was surprised by the mint-like flavor they have and also how they have become a quick way for me to brush my teeth between meals."


13. A Set Of Odor Neutralizing Pads So You Can Break Wind On The D.L.

Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers, $13 (Set of 5), Amazon

Passing gas is totally normal and healthy, but it may not always be something you want to broadcast in public. Tell-tale odors are one of the biggest giveaways, but luckily with these super clever pads, you won't have to worry. The pack of disposable gas-neutralizing pads securely stick to the bottom of underwear and filters odors from intestinal gas, so no one out in public will ever be the wiser. They're made with antibacterial carbon, and also covered in a soft fabric to make them comfortable.


14. This Japanese Cleansing Oil That Offers A Speedy Way To Remove Makeup

KOSE Speedy Cleansing Oil, $10, Amazon

Want to get rid of makeup in a hurry? This Japanese cleansing oil can absorb anything, even stubborn mascara, and washes away sebum that can block pores. You won't need to use any cleansing foam after you're done with this oil, either — it can work just as well without one. Reviewers on Amazon can't get enough of this oil either, with one referring to it as the "holy grail cleanser," and others noting that it's even great on sensitive skin.


15. A Frightfully Good Skincare Mask That Makes It Fun To Look Like A Zombie

Skin1004 Zombie Pack, $18 (8 Pack), Amazon

Made with all-natural albumin — an ingredient found in egg whites that helps lift skin and prevent dryness — this set of Korean beauty masks can help tighten up skin and shrink enlarged pores while keeping it hydrated. But what really makes this set of masks worth grabbing is how each one will make you look like a zombie. Just apply this mask and leave it on for 15 minutes. While you might look like a member of The Walking Dead after the mask dries, there's nothing spooky about how great your skin will feel after you wash it off.


16. An Electric Callus Remover That Gives You Pedicure-Level Feet

Emjoi Micro-Pedi Callus Remover, $15, Amazon

With over 2,000 reviews on Amazon, this electric micro-pedi callus remover is the easiest and fastest way to gently but efficiently buff away dry, rough, calloused skin. Safer to use than metal scrapers, this device is equipped with a roller that has micro mineral particles, which help get rid of dead skin more quickly than a pumice stone.


17. An All-Natural Toothpaste That Seriously Fights Cavities

Uncle Harry's Toothpaste, $10, Amazon

Refresh your mouth with this all-natural toothpaste, which is made with mineral clay, sea salt, and pure plant essences vegan and gluten-free, the fluoride-free paste helps to support remineralization of tooth enamel — which reviewers claim even reverses tooth decay and fills in cavity holes. It also neutralizes acids and bacteria, and it helps supply calcium, magnesium, and phosphorus to teeth.


18. This Coconut Scrub That'll Gently Exfoliate And Soften Your Pout

Handmade Heroes Coconut Lip Scrub, $8, Amazon

Looking to soften up your lips naturally and with a flavorful scrub? Made with coconut and sugar, this one naturally exfoliates and buffs away dry, flaky skin, but doesn't expose it to harsh chemicals in the process. Formulated with avocado oil, jojoba oil, and sweet almond oil, it also moisturizes, so your lips will feel softer with every use.


19. This Hair Removal Tool That Removes The Hair You Don't Want Permanently

The Magical Permanent Hair Remover, $31, Amazon

"I have used this device for two weeks and I am seeing great results with no ingrown hair bumps," raved one reviewer of this hair removal tool, which uses blue-ray thermal technology to painlessly get rid of hairs. If you want to remove hair without the pain and ingrown bumps that pop up, this one option that won't harm skin or skin tissue. The antibacterial blades included here are also designed to help prevent skin infections, and are even safe to use on sensitive skin. Safe to use on the body or face, it takes a few months to achieve permanent results.


20. This Icky But Amazing AF Mask That'll Get Gunk Out Of Your Pores

Elizavecca Milky Piggy Hell-Pore Mask, $10, Amazon

If you've been troubled by breakouts and blackheads, especially on your nose, then you might want to try a pore mask that goes deep. From the makers of the cult-favorite bubble mask, this terrific mask removes everything — from dirt to germs, it'll leave skin feeling refreshed and seriously clean.


21. A Set Of Toothbrush Protectors That Are Perfect For Travelers

Steripod Clip-On Toothbrush Protector, $11 (2 Pack), Amazon

If you're traveling, you don't want your brush to end up getting exposed to dirt, hair, or bacteria when it's en route. That's why this pack of toothbrush protectors are a great little investment. Simple to use and super cheap, these protectors just clip onto your brush, and create a physical barrier so your bristles won't end up in contact with unwanted substances.


22. A Facial Toner That Calms Down And Replenishes Sensitive Skin

KLAIRS Facial Toner, $17, Amazon

Sensitive skin can be tricky to manage, especially when it comes to finding or using certain products intended to help manage pH balance. Luckily, this gentle toner is perfect for dry, itchy, and sensitive skin, because it's formulated to absorb faster and allows skin to retain 20 percent more moisture than other toners. If you've struggled with inflammation, hyper-oily skin, or eczema, this toner can help your skin experience marked improvement with regular use. It's made with aloe leaf, lavender, and orange peel.


23. A Vinegar Shampoo That's Rids Hair Of Pesky Product Build-Up

Just Nutritive Vinegar Shampoo, $29, Amazon

It might seem crazy, but vinegar rinses have been used for centuries to help boost scalp health and remove dirt, debris, and other residue from the scalp. Apple cider vinegar is one of the main ingredients here, plus 30 additional natural ingredients that help enhance the benefits beyond just vinegar alone. With this vinegar cleanser, you can unclog dirt from hair follicles, and give your hair a detoxifying clean that will leave you feeling great throughout the day. This will help hair feel soft and silky — and will encourage hair growth, too.


24. A Cool Skincare Solution That'll Beat Back Ingrown Hair And Razor Bumps

Tend Skin The Skin Care Solution, $22, Amazon

Reduce the look of unwanted bumps and ingrown hairs with a unique skincare solution, which can work virtually anywhere on the body. Whether you're shaving, waxing, doing electrolysis, or threading, you'll want to spread the soothing liquid on target areas first so that you're less likely to get pesky signs of skin irritation after it's all said and done. It can be applied before as a preventative measure or after shaving, and reviewers say it makes a serious difference on areas prone to infection or clogged pores.


25. A Device That'll Make The Surface Of Your Smartphone 99.9 Percent Less Gross

UV Cell Phone Sanitizer with USB Charger, $33, Amazon

Just because you can't see all the bacteria that are lurking on your smartphone all the damn time doesn't mean it's not there. With this sanitizer, which eliminates 99.9 percent of bacteria in just five minutes, you can rest a little easier — and help protect your skin from exposure to harmful bacteria that can lead to breakouts and exposure to germs. Best of all, this portable sanitizer is compatible with most smartphones and simultaneously charges them up, so you can really rest easy.


26. This All-Natural Serum That Helps Minimize The Look Of Dark Spots And Circles

LilyAna Naturals Vitamin C Serum, $20, Amazon

Ultra-potent and vivifying for skin, this vitamin C-rich serum can be a terrific way to deal with uneven skin tone and dullness in your complexion. By boosting collagen and penetrating deep into pores, it'll reduce the look of dark circles and dark spots from old acne scars. You won't notice any oily residue left behind by this either, since this serum absorbs quickly and doesn't leave behind a greasy, sticky sensation afterward.


27. This Highly Rated Foot Peel That Kickstarted A Whole Sensation

Baby Peel Foot Peel, $25, Amazon

More than 7,000 reviewers on Amazon can't get enough of this highly-rated, totally incredible foot peel, which literally makes dry skin and calluses on your feet crack up and flake away. Just wear the booties for a few minutes, let the all-natural ingredients will go to work. In about a week, you should start to notice major results as your skin literally peels away. Although it might seem nasty on the surface, reviewers say taking off all that dead skin is part of what makes this peel so much fun.


28. A Peeling Gel That You'll Love If You've Got Eczema Or Super-Dry Skin

Vivo Per Lei Facial Peeling Gel, $12, Amazon

It's hard to exfoliate when you've got eczema or really dry skin, but with this facial peeling mask, you don't have to stress that you might accidentally damage your skin by using something that's too harsh. Dead sea minerals are a big ingredient in this scrub, and help make blackheads, whiteheads, and other blemishes disappear. One reviewer wrote: "This product is wonderful. It works so much better than any scrub or exfoliating product I've ever tried. My skin is smooth and soft after I use it. It's also very gentle, which is great for my sensitive skin."


29. An Eyelid And Lash Cleanser That Helps Relieve Redness And Itchiness

Tea Tree Eyelid Foaming Cleanser, $19, Amazon

If you have dry, red eyes and the gunk that comes with it, you can soothe your symptoms with an eye foaming cleanser. It's made with tea tree oil to attack bacteria and mites, and it also gently relieves signs of irritated eyes. For those with lash extensions, it's soft enough that it won't ruin them, and because this cleanser is all-natural and vegan, it's especially great for eco-conscious folks.


30. The Specially-Formulated Wipes That Hide All Traces You've Been Sipping Vino

Wine Wipes, $7 (12 Pack), Amazon

Red stains from wine can be unsightly and frustrating as hell, but that's why these wipes are a must-have for any wine tastings or nice dinners you're attending soon. Each pack contains 12 single-use wipes, and they're tinged with a light orange blossom taste. The wipes will also cleanse your palate between tastings, and help protect your teeth in between sips.


31. A Dry Body Brush That'll Help Get Blood Flowing For Softer, Smoother Skin

SpaVerde Dry Body Brush, $20, Amazon

Sometimes you just need a good scrub, and that's when this dry body brush is the first thing you'll want to reach for to get the job done. It exfoliates and rejuvenates skin, and because this brush is made with stiff natural boar bristles, it can really target any areas of inflammation, so that swelling and causes of redness start to dissipate. Using it helps buff away dead skin cells, so you'll get a more radiant look with each brush stroke.


32. This Award-Winning Spray That You Need If You're Spending Any Time In Heels

PreHeels Blister Prevention Spray, $15, Amazon

Winner of the Beauty Innovation Award, this spray creates an invisible barrier on skin that blocks friction from shoes, so you're much less likely to get blisters or scrapes. If you're planning on wearing heels, especially for a wedding or dinner party, the six hours of protection you'll get from this will be crucial. It's also hypoallergenic, so it's not harsh on sensitive skin. It won't discolor or damage shoe fabric, either.


33. A Fungus Treatment That'll Make Your Fingers And Toes Love You

Perfect Nail Solution Toenail Fungus Treatment, $18, Amazon

This two-step anti-fungal treatment can help to relieve symptoms of yellowed nails. To start, just soak your feet in the relaxing tea tree oil foot soak, and keep them there for about five minutes. After you're done, you can brush on a thin layer of this topical solution to troubled nails with the built-in applicator. Made with sunflower, jojoba, and tea tree oil, this solution works incredibly well on discolored nails.


34. These Body Wipes That Are Like Having A Shower On The Go

GoodWipes Body Wipes, $10 (10 Count), Amazon

Individually wrapped and designed for portability, these disposable wipes are great if you're on the road and don't have time or space to shower. Formulated with tea tree oil, peppermint, and ginseng, it can remove dirt, oils, sweat, and body odors so you can feel clean throughout the day, and you won't struggle with stickiness or dryness after use, either. They're great for after the gym, too.

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