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26 'Schitt’s Creek' Quotes For Instagram Captions That True Fans Will Love

There are a whole lot of reasons to love Schitt's Creek. There's the star-studded cast made up of comedy legends like Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara. Plus, the adorable romances and family dynamics tug at all kinds of heartstrings. But perhaps the most popular reason to love Schitt's Creek is the show's writing. The episodes are filled with countless scathing zingers and sweet sayings that make it an endlessly quotable show. In fact, some of the lines are so good, they're worth stealing for yourself (total Alexis move, am I right?). For example, there are tons of Schitt's Creek quotes that make for perfect Instagram captions, for everything from your most glam selfie to a cute family throwback pic.

Schitt's Creek contains multitudes. It tells the story of the wealthy Rose family who lost everything and had to move to the titular a rural town full of eccentric characters. But while the premise alone lends itself to so many comedic moments, the series is also full of heart, allowing it to be both silly and sentimental. The hit comedy is about to begin its sixth and final season in January, which means audiences still have time to marathon the first five seasons on Netflix, if they're not fully caught up. And if you are already up to speed with the show, then you probably need a little Schitt's Creek in your life, in which case these quotes are perfect for you and your grid, no matter what photo you want to post.

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  1. “What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic, but it was also wrong.” Moira Rose
  2. “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes… I’m a little bit Alexis.” — Alexis Rose
  3. “If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.” Moira Rose
  4. “David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.” — Moira Rose
  5. “I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose
  6. “You know what, David, you get murdered first for once.” Alexis Rose
  7. “I love our relationship. I love it when you order me pizza. I love when you use words like inventory! I even love those stupid rubber things you put on your fingers 'cause you think they flip the pages faster. They don’t flip the pages faster. They don’t flip the pages faster!” David Rose
  8. “Funky is a neon T-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.” David Rose
  9. “Let’s go. I’ve had enough waking hours for one day.” Moira Rose
  10. “I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine.” — Stevie Budd
  11. “Tweet us on Facebook!” — Johnny Rose
  12. “My car is worth less than your pants.” — Stevie Budd
  13. “You’d think there’d be more of a market for oversized paintings of other people’s families.” Stevie Budd
  14. “You’re my Mariah Carey.” Patrick Brewer
  15. “You make me sound like a feral cat.” David Rose
  16. I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year. — David Rose
  17. One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this! Moira Rose
  18. I’ve spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right.” Patrick Brewer
  19. I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. — David Rose
  20. I would be pleased to RSVP as pending. — Moira Rose
  21. I do not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste. — David Rose
  22. I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels. — David Rose
  23. Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist. — David Rose
  24. I don't want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as 'up for anything.' Alexis Rose
  25. Do I have to remind you of the time I was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht by Somali pirates for a week?” Alexis Rose
  26. I'd kill for a good coma right now. — Moria Rose