A tree is currently getting more action than a lot of men out there.
McCabe intends to marry the tree because all of her relationships with humans have failed miserably.
The 31-year-old did not hesitate to provide details regarding Tim's magic touch.
She told the British tabloid,
Tim is also a great source of emotional support, she says, and she sometimes goes to see him just to talk, reports Joe.ie.
Her family refused to comment, so who knows what they think of her suitor.
McCabe would love for them to come to her wedding, which she'd prefer to be a "low-key ceremony."
Tim and McCabe's bond is most likely the result of an extreme case of dendrophilia, which is a psychological disorder involving a sexual attraction to trees.