The 'Selfie Camera Vibrator' Is Real And Lets You Take Vagina Selfies

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Real talk: There is nothing aesthetically “beautiful” about vaginas.

Womanhood is beautiful and, of course, having a vagina is a major part of that. But the actual thing itself -- the vulva and all that -- is really not so pleasant to look at.

Which is why I'm so confused about Svakom's latest gadget: the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator. True to its name, it's a vibrator with a camera attached.

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Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator, $74, Amazon

Made specifically for sexting purposes (and, I guess, for orgasms), the multi-speed, 4-inch-long vibrator has an HD camera and lights on the, um, internal end, to allow for high-resolution pussy photography upon insertion of the device.

Snap a photo or even record a video of your hoo-ha, then upload the media either onto your smartphone or your computer to share with all of your friends (and everyone on your shared WiFi network).

The vibrator even syncs with Apple's FaceTime feature, so you can Vaginatime with your boyfriend on vacation (or in the office bathroom).

It's the solution to all of your sexting concerns.

In all seriousness, though, a vibrator camera sounds like the worst idea ever, not to mention a kind of gross one.

Who the hell wants to see the inside of her own vagina?  There's a reason gynecologists make so much money to do just that: It's disgusting.

As far as I'm concerned, this is far too similar to a medical device to get me remotely excited. Plus, the potential that some random person could hack onto my computer and discover a video of my internal vaginal spasms is rather off-putting.

But hey -- to each her own.

If you're really interested in what your cervix looks like, you can buy the Gaga Camera Vibrator from Lovehoney for $194 (though, disturbingly, they're sold out until the company receives a new shipment on March 6).

So there you have it. The future is here, and it is weird.

Svakom Selfie Stick USB Rechargeable Camera Vibrator, $194, Lovehoney

Citations: Sex Selfie Stick Lets You Take Vagina Selfies Just Like Youve Always Wanted (Bustle)