Two University of Delaware students got so drunk on St. Patrick's Day that they just couldn't wait to get home to have sex.
They made it as far as a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot before the clothes started coming off, too drunk to notice that it was broad daylight and bar parking lots have been known to be highly populated on this particular day.
These guys were driving by when they saw the young couple getting it on behind a dumpster at the Galleria, a shopping center on a major street near the Delaware campus.
According to Uproxx, Newark police are seeking the unnamed couple for public lewd acts. This search has been carefully narrowed-down to two college-aged kids wearing green.
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