Yep, turns out that's the primary function of the Apple Watch, at least among most users.
Citing several unverified tweets, Complex reports the Apple Watch's Sketch feature has become a favorite of the bored and uncreative, those who use the app to doodle dicks and send the sketches to friends.
Why, exactly, this is news remains a mystery to me.
If the only goddamn thing you can think to do on your shiny, $600 Apple Watch is draw pictures of penises, you, my friend, need to seriously reevaluate your life choices and scale back on your spending.
Rest assured, you're not the only one:
There's this dick-drawing dude...
...and Chel, who's even made fun of by her own mother.
OK, this person is actually 100 percent correct.
Amber seriously needs to find herself a hobby.
Terry recognizes the absurdity of the situation yet proceeds anyway.
And finally, there's this guy who misses the point entirely.