Restaurant Responds Perfectly After Guy Pees On Himself In Bathroom

Poor Gordie Wallace.

A few days ago, the 31-year-old visited a restaurant called Handmade Burger with his girlfriend, 21-year-old Claire Robertson.

All was going well on the pair's casual date until Gordie had to pee.

The restroom at the Aberdeen establishment has an automatic hand dryer, unfortunately placed almost directly above the toilet.

As Gordie was peeing, the hand dryer turned on, blowing piss onto his pants and all over his shoes. Since he was midstream, he couldn't even stop -- and he ended up having to throw away a pee-soaked sock and emerge from the bathroom in stinky shame.

The hilarious post immediately garnered tons of attention, and Handmade Burger quickly responded in an equally hilarious manner, offering the sodden sap new shoes and a year's supply of pee-free socks:

The hand dryer victim explains,

I put a tongue-in-cheek post on their Facebook page and thought that nothing would come of it but the reaction has been really surprising. It's good to know I'm not alone in this.

Unfortunately for Gordie, no amount of free socks could ever erase the shame of emerging from a public bathroom covered in urine. Here's hoping next time, he takes better stock of the bathroom setup before draining the main vein, if you know what I mean.

Citations: A burger restaurants hand dryer blew urine up this guys trousers and they responded perfectly (Metro)