Having sex on the beach seems hot, but it's pretty awful in practice.
Often, those daring enough to try it learn their lesson pretty quickly; sand in the assh*le is generally enough to convince someone to never try beach sex again.
Unfortunately, a Florida judge decided nature's punishment wasn't quite enough for a couple who was caught screwing on the beach in broad daylight and subsequently sentenced the offending couple to a combined 30 years in prison.
Jose Caballero, 40, and 20-year-old Elissa Alvarez were spotted by multiple witnesses, including one 3-year-old girl, having sex on Florida's Bradenton Beach on July 20 of last year.
Both were arrested and charged with two counts each of lewd and lascivious behavior.
After a day and a half-long trial, both were found guilty by the jury, who needed only 15 minutes to deliberate.
According to the Assistant State Attorney Anthony Dafonseca, the state will try to push a lighter sentence for Alvarez, who does not have a record.
Caballero, on the other hand, was recently released from prison after serving an eight-year sentence for cocaine trafficking.
Dafonseca says they are planning on serving Caballero the full 15-year sentence in order to send a message to other beachgoers.
So, don't have sex on any beaches in broad daylight, folks, unless you're planning to get arrested.