Boxers That Hide Your Boner Finally Exist, And They're Called 'Bloxers'

A group of people created a revolutionary mix of comfort, functionality, innovation and technology designed to help you cover your boner.

Bloxers are like regular boxers, but there's an added “deflector shield” covering your crotch that allows you to get an accidental “Ed Hardy” without everyone at the Denny's you're eating at laughing at you.

There's a campaign on Indiegogo to get Bloxers to market, and it plans to donate 25 percent of profits to prostate cancer research.

Bloxers come in small, medium and large and offer three alternative shield positions for men who tend to hang to the right, to the left or those who “own vacation homes on both coasts.” The collection currently comes in white, grey and black.

Whether or not you're interested, you should watch the promotional video, which is a rightfully hilarious spoof on standard crowdsourcing films.

Bloxers are good and everything, but someone still needs to invent BloxHighSchoolGymSweatpants.

Citations: Bloxers (Indiegogo)