The terrifying beauty of heat treatment tools is in their second uses.
Sure, they make hair look born-with-it perfect, but they can also grill an unfaithful boyfriend's privates like a panini press.
Bronwyn Joy Parker knows all about the multiple applications of flat irons, as she reportedly permanently scarred her lover's junk for life in December 2013 after he admitted to cheating on her with an ex-girlfriend.
Parker's boyfriend allegedly gave the 22-year-old permission to burn his no-no-parts because the couple believed the damage would be comparable to a sunburn.
After mere seconds in the straightener's searing death jaw, the man's penis was marred with third-degree burns, Daily Mail reports.
With a nine-month suspended jail sentence along with an 18-month good behavior bond, Parker might not have to pay too dearly for her misuse of beauty products.
District Court Judge Paul Muscat claimed,
In short, his penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.
Police likened the boyfriend's charred member to a cooked “piece of meat,” but insisted the damage did not look too severe.
Sadly, it looks like the initial embarrassment over the injury prevented the victim from seeking immediate medical attention.
Let this incident lead all lovers by example. No healthy relationship ends in infidelity and penis burns.