Man Having Public Sex On Train Spits In Woman's Face After She Calls Him Out

We've all seen some pretty nasty stuff on public transportation.

In fact, I've seen so many strange sights on underground trains, it would take something pretty disgusting to surprise me.

And that's exactly what we have here — a couple who was caught having sex on a London underground train, and the man caught in the act spit in a woman's face when she confronted him.

Double gross.

Police are now on the hunt for the horny pair and placed this massive information board at a station, probably causing loads of commuters to spit their morning Starbucks right out.

Officers from the British Transport Police said,

A woman challenged a couple having sex on a train, to which the man attacked by pushing and spitting on her face. People came to the assistance of the victim. Were you at the station? Did you witness the incident? Did you offer the victim some assistance? If you have any information regarding this incident, please contact the British Transport Police.

Now, anyone who has ever taken a ride on the London Underground knows it is just about the furthest thing imaginable from a sexy place. It can be stiflingly hot. It can be an extremely uncomfortable ride.

And, of course, it is almost always so crowded with tourists and commuters, you can barely move.

So when the couple started getting it on just after midnight on January 14 on a train at Kennington station, they were obviously spotted. But the poor woman who confronted them had phlegm unloaded on her face for her troubles.

The couple are accused of outraging public decency and assault, and police continue to track the two down, with help from the public.

The police appeal was posted on Reddit with the caption, “Stay classy, London,” which pretty much sums it up.

Citations: Stay Classy, London (Reddit), Police are looking for two lovebirds – and he sounds like a real romantic (Metro)