Trump's got jokes, and he tried 'em all out at the Al Smith charity dinner in New York on Thursday night.
Unfortunately, the crowd didn't think they were as funny as he did (shocker).
The fundraiser event, hosted by Al Smith IV, was attended by both nominees and gave each of them the opportunity to fire uncensored punchlines at one another during their speeches.
Are we surprised? LOL, no.
I know you're all dying to hear what he said, so I'll give you some hints: Nasty woman and Rosie O'Donnell.
Yes, he is sill talking about Rosie O'Donnell.
OK, let's get down to business so everyone here can be in on the Donald Jokes.
Trump began by poking fun at his wife Melania, and I'll admit it -- I GIGGLED.
He reluctantly explained that he thinks the media is more biased than ever this year, and discussed how everyone lost their shit when Melania gave the same exact speech as Michelle Obama.
The audacity, right?! His exact words were,
After that, the target of his jokes was Hillary, and the booing began.
Laugh it off, Hill'.
He continues with another kicker and says,
"In fact, I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot."
Why'd you have to go there, Donald? Was that called for?
What pissed the audience off the most was when he called Hillary "corrupt." According to New York Post, he said,
Let the booing begin.
Too far, Donald. Too far.
If you're curious to watch clips of his speech in person, check it out below.
In case you were wondering how Hillary did, I can confidently say she kicked some ass.
Of course, she took a few punches at Donald as well. For instance, she called the Statue of Liberty a woman Donald definitely wouldn't call a ten. She said,
Now, for the zinger. She said,
"Serious issues. Really, really serious issues."
Damn. I wish I could've been a fly on the wall for this one.